Meet The Squad

Ballzy

The Baddy Pig

Alpha energy, meme magnet, brand face.

Ballzy isn’t just a pig — he’s a movement. With his slick shades, gold chain, and swagger stance, he embodies unapologetic confidence. Ballzy doesn’t tiptoe, he stomps. He doesn’t squeal, he struts. Everywhere he goes, heads turn, and he wouldn’t have it any other way. Behind the bravado, Ballzy’s the glue of the Squeal Squad — the pig with the vision (and the guts) to bring together a misfit crew of equally wild personalities.

"Zero squeals given."

DMunz

The Stream Squealer

Always online, chaotic digital hustler.

DMunz is permanently online. Streaming, memeing, DMing — if it happens on a screen, he’s in it, and probably monetising it. He thrives in the chaos of clout chasing, juggling burner accounts, OnlySnorts subs, and a feed full of questionable content. He’s the eyes and ears of the Squeal Squad in the digital world — always recording, always screenshotting, always one post away from viral fame (or cancellation).

"Pay to squeal."

Grizzle

The Fixer

Rough around the edges, dependable, rope-savvy.

Grizzle is the squad’s rugged craftsman, always armed with tools, rope, and a mischievous smirk. He’s the pig you call when something needs fixing — or tying down. Practical, resourceful, and a little too enthusiastic with his knots, Grizzle takes “hands-on” to a whole new level. With his toolbelt and boots, he looks like your friendly neighbourhood handyman, but everyone in the squad knows there’s more to his workshop than meets the eye.

"Let’s get knotty."

Sowphie

The Bare Boheme

Earthy, sensual, playful mystic.

Sowphie is the eco-goddess of the squad, blending flower-crown innocence with a mischievous streak. She preaches sustainable living, but her “rituals” often raise more eyebrows than environmental awareness. Whether it’s nude forest frolics, mud baths, or crystal-charged meditations, Sowphie makes sure nature gets a little… intimate. She’s the spiritual heart of the crew — grounding, glowing, but always keeping you guessing where her mind (and hands) wander.

"Let’s get raw."

Thruston

The Power Hog

Gym bro, thirst-trap, lovable show-off.

Thruston lives for the pump. He’s the type who grunts a little too loud in the gym, flexes a little too long in the mirror, and always “forgets” to pull his shorts down after squats. Obsessed with gains and attention in equal measure, Thruston thrives on being watched — and he knows it. But beneath the oiled biceps and protein shakes, he’s loyal. Thruston is the muscle of the crew, ready to throw down or show off at a moment’s notice.

"Feel the squeeze."

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